Answers…

Because I said so…

The world isn’t fair…

I don’t know…

Because I want to…

Because I don’t need directions, I know exactly where I am…

Uh Oh….

I don’t LIKE cheese with my whine…

It’s my party…

There’s no fire, officer, I’m just breaking in my new tires…

Because we closed at 9:30…

I mailed that yesterday…

I can’t find your number…

The dog ate it…

Yes….

No….

Maybe…

Not knowing, and having a very high regard for the truth, I would hesitate to articulate on such a delicate subject…

I visualize better with my eyes closed…

I have a slow metabolism…

Thank you, but I just ate…

I forgot…

But you just had a drink of water…

I fed her last time… iz your turnzzzzzz…..

I’ve been praying you wouldn’t ask me out…

I stopped shaving my legs because I stopped having an affair…

I like chicken legs on a man…

Noooo, fitness is really overrated…

My class notes are written in Dutch…

God needed an angel in heaven…

Things will work out for the best…

Time heals all wounds…

I don’t know where it is, I just moved in town…

I only had one leeettle beer occifer…

…about a quarter to three…

…time for you to get a watch…

Sure I have the time, what do you have in mind…

That’s fine, just make sure you wire the driver’s side door shut…